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If I put myself in that idiot's shoes, logically it would be best to confront the owner rather than the culprit itself. Luckily, here in Australia, pet owners possess a brain and common sense to do something about their own pet's mess. Therefore, taking the matter up to the owner would be effective to a certain level.

IF the culprit re-offends, I reserve the right to take the matter up to the Council and have them to deal with the owner, that would involve a certain degree of authority and they might have to pay a fine. Worst case senario would be revoking the owner's right to keep a pet if I take it up to the RSPCA.


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I'm sure the guy could have gone through the proper channels, instead of just taking his frustrations out on the cat the way he did.

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I'm sure the guy could have gone through the proper channels, instead of just taking his frustrations out on the cat the way he did.

He reserved a place in My Hell. :psychotic:


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Yes, that guy could have gone through the proper channels. There is a time and place for vigilante justice; this wasn't one of them.
He reserved a place in My Hell. :psychotic:
I'm sure he's got a spot reserved in the Hells of many. :you seem to be seri
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He's got a place in mine. I'll freeze him so hard, he'll burn.

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He's got a place in mine. I'll freeze him so hard, he'll burn.

I'd rather make him drink liquid nitrogen, and then put him in Hell to defrost...and repeat that process for eternity. :psychotic:


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I'd rather make him drink liquid nitrogen, and then put him in Hell to defrost...and repeat that process for eternity. :psychotic:
I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!

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I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!
My, my, you've become quite the little sadist, haven't you? :omg:
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My, my, you've become quite the little sadist, haven't you? :omg:
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I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!

How about putting out the fire with nuclear waste?:psychotic:


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Don't give her any more ideas!! :omg:
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I could just stuff him into a nuclear reactor. Why use by-products, when I can give her the full experience?

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I could just stuff him into a nuclear reactor. Why use by-products, when I can give her the full experience?

Oh full package ya mean? That's a bloody good idea I'd reckon! Hmmmmmm.....let's see, so we build a nuclear reactor in Hell just for the full package torture treatment? I love that idea...perfect vacation for imbeciles like him.
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Oh full package ya mean? That's a bloody good idea I'd reckon! Hmmmmmm.....let's see, so we build a nuclear reactor in Hell just for the full package torture treatment? I love that idea...perfect vacation for imbeciles like him.
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I'm in! Just for fun, let's have it be run by a nuclear powered girl. We can torture his eyes, while frying him at the same time. It'll be perfect!