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What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Bonta-kun:
--- Quote from: Genichiro on May 13, 2012, 08:21 ---Do not let me meet the guy that did this in person. I would try to light him in fire and see how much he likes it. The cat was just being a cat, after all. If it was that much of an issue, he should have sought out the cat's owner or set up some kind of fence or something.
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Nah, I'll light him on fire on a certain spot on his body, then put it out and repeat that process on another spot of his body until his body is all burnt. Lastly, put feaces on him to try cool his burns down.
:meaw: :want: :graffiti: :evilish:
Genichiro:
There's always this, or maybe this would be better. :psychotic:
LeafyVegetable:
First of all I think we're all clear he's a jerk.
Secondly, as someone who does get poop/rat in lawn every time and again, I understand his frustration. However, if he has really been at war with the neighbors, this is just the weapon he needs. Take that cat to SPCA, complain to town council, and make the neighbor eat humble pie and train dat cat otherwise be made to pick up the poop every day.
Cirno:
Maybe, or shoot the guy with a laser. I say, laser!
Bonta-kun:
--- Quote from: Cirno on May 14, 2012, 07:26 ---Maybe, or shoot the guy with a laser. I say, laser!
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Laser? I was thinking more of Light Saber.
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