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Mispronunciation/Typo Thread
« on: July 24, 2012, 16:47 »
Sometimes a mispronunciation or typo can totally change the meaning of a sentence. Post examples of these in this thread. It is better if they are funny, macabre, or perverse!

Put the word that is wrong in bold.

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The army sent in the corpse of engineers to fix the dam.
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Re: Mispronunciation/Typo Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 20:41 »
From my facebook:

Friend: "I heard that muscles can make pearls!"

Her friend: "Really? Huh. I heard that mussels can make pearls."

Not an exact quote, but it would take me forever to find the actual exchange; you get the gist of it, though, right?
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