A NC woman had noticed some nails in her ceiling starting to come out and was hearing noises in the attic. Figuring some sort of vermin had gotten trapped up there, she sent her older sons and a nephew up to check it out. It turns out it was the nastiest type of vermin in existence! The dreaded
ex-boyfriend!They had dated 10 years ago and broke up because he got involved in some sort of petty crime. About a year ago she had him help install some doors at her house and he recently got out of jail. (No word on why he was in...) When the boys found him, he calmly came down with a smile on his face and disappeared before the cops could get there. He had been living up there for about two weeks and was using two drink cups to "excrete". She doesn't know how he got up there, since the only entrance is from the inside of the house, but she had her locks changed as a precaution!
Sounds like some sort of creepy movie plot! I think Nick Nolte is the right guy for the role... At his worst, he does creepy better than most Hollywood actors, but cleans up nice for the "before" scenes... Of course, there would have to be more action or at least blood and guts to make it into a movie...