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Title: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: LeafyVegetable on May 12, 2012, 06:09
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/man-sets-neighbour%E2%80%99s-cat-on-fire--fined-s-3-000.html

SET IT ON FIRE!!!  :on fire: :on fire: :on fire:

Lol but don't ya find it weird the cat didn't GTFO when sprayed with flammables?

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Angry that his neighbour?s cat was always defecating on his doorstep, a man decided to set the seven-year-old cat on fire

That made me lol.  :P

For being set on fire, the cat don't look too bad... I'm not a 3d cat person but meh.

(http://www.straitstimes.com/STI/STIMEDIA/image/20120424/pixcat-avae.jpg)
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 12, 2012, 06:57
The man that did that to the cat will burn in Hell for sure. I feel like castrating the man and set him on fire. Sorry for being a fervent 3D cat-lover. I've slapped kids in the face when witnessed them torturing a stray cat and told their parents that I would do the same thing to their kids if I see that again.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: LeafyVegetable on May 12, 2012, 07:54
Well the cat did defecate on his doorstep perpetually, and he prolly lost it when it refused to go away. Not condoning his behavior of course, he could have just gave it a whack and I'm sure it would move.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 12, 2012, 09:59
Well, $3,000 fine isn't gonna really deter idiots or imbeciles from animal cruelty. They should just slap a $30,000 fine and serve some time in jail may help.

If children get abused, they will complain to a welfare counselor or police officer or someone related; but when animals get abused, they can't even tell anyone or cry for help. Children get abused, the offender gets jail time, but animal abusers get away with JUST a $3,000 fine?

I think the law on animal abuse has to be revised in every country. :psychotic: :eyes on fire:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: LeafyVegetable on May 12, 2012, 20:17
Actually in singapore people can and have been jailed (and caned) for animal abuse. Think they went easy on him seeing he had no other record and this cat had been  taking a dump on his door for some time now. Also it's not like it was a premeditated attack, and the cat didn't suffer any serious consequences (only the fur was burnt I believe, no actual injury). Also ti his defense he did try to shoo it away, and when he was spraying it up till the point where he actually threw the newspaper at it, it could have gtfo'd at any time. Pretty crazy cat if you ask me, they always bolt when they see me and I'm only bringing em food... If it died or something then he's likely to be jailed. Not that what he's doing is ok, but I think that's why he got off relatively lightly.   :dizzy:  If he did it again, then he's going in the slammer.

And no, child abusers get off easy all the time, and there are no 'council workers' in singapore. Well there are but no where near effective and they mainly only cater to sex abuse. You can be jailed for beating up a cat, but you can't be jailed for beating your own kid senseless for no good reason.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 12, 2012, 20:50
Oh well, different countries have their own laws and fair share of idiots/imbeciles like that. Even as we speak, there are animals being abused, tortured or even killed for pleasure somewhere in the world. Ya just can't save them all...SIGH... :TT TT:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Zen on May 12, 2012, 22:06
I was going to suggest mowing the  litter box... I guess I am not extreme enough!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 12, 2012, 22:46
Not all cats prefer litter boxes. Beside, the cat went with its animal instinct, picked out an idiot's doorstep to defecate on. Good instincts. :meaw:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: LeafyVegetable on May 13, 2012, 00:18
@Bonta yeah those are the people who get sent to jail and caned. Only saying this guy's different from them in that he didn't do it for the kicks and he hasn't offended before, and it was a provoked attack. Again, it does not excuse what he did, and he's headed to the slammer should he reoffend.

But yeah he should invest in some cat repellant if it bothers him that much.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 13, 2012, 08:21
Do not let me meet the guy that did this in person. I would try to light him in fire and see how much he likes it. The cat was just being a cat, after all. If it was that much of an issue, he should have sought out the cat's owner or set up some kind of fence or something.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 13, 2012, 09:46
Do not let me meet the guy that did this in person. I would try to light him in fire and see how much he likes it. The cat was just being a cat, after all. If it was that much of an issue, he should have sought out the cat's owner or set up some kind of fence or something.

Nah, I'll light him on fire on a certain spot on his body, then put it out and repeat that process on another spot of his body until his body is all burnt. Lastly, put feaces on him to try cool his burns down.
  :meaw: :want: :graffiti: :evilish:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 14, 2012, 06:52
There's always this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63U_uyDL9QE), or maybe this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTznsmKxLvo) would be better. :psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: LeafyVegetable on May 14, 2012, 07:19
First of all I think we're all clear he's a jerk.

Secondly, as someone who does get poop/rat in lawn every time and again, I understand his frustration. However, if he has really been at war with the neighbors, this is just the weapon he needs. Take that cat to SPCA, complain to town council, and make the neighbor eat humble pie and train dat cat otherwise be made to pick up the poop every day.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 14, 2012, 07:26
Maybe, or shoot the guy with a laser. I say, laser!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 14, 2012, 07:50
Maybe, or shoot the guy with a laser. I say, laser!

Laser? I was thinking more of Light Saber.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 14, 2012, 19:42
Laser? I was thinking more of Light Saber.
Ah, yes, a more civilized weapon would work, too.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Onion on May 15, 2012, 01:36
It pisses me off when people are abusive towards animals. But let's consider this story by replacing the cat with a human. 7 yo cat = 49 yo aduly male. Now imagine this 49yo guy walking up to your porch every night and taking a poopy there. Fire is extreme, but I'd forcibly push him off and threaten him and then set up some sort of fenc or pitfall to ward him off.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 15, 2012, 06:18
Ah, yes, a more civilized weapon would work, too.

I like how it leaves no trace of evidence. Civilized & cool.:meaw:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 15, 2012, 07:48
It pisses me off when people are abusive towards animals. But let's consider this story by replacing the cat with a human. 7 yo cat = 49 yo aduly male. Now imagine this 49yo guy walking up to your porch every night and taking a poopy there. Fire is extreme, but I'd forcibly push him off and threaten him and then set up some sort of fenc or pitfall to ward him off.
If a person does it, I'd beat the stuffing out of him, then throw him on the street. Animals are one thing, grown adults are another.
Exception: mentally disabled individuals, in which case, I'd beat up the person's caretaker for being negligent. :3
I like how it leaves no trace of evidence. Civilized & cool.:meaw:
Now if you could just ask a Jedi for a loan... :XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 15, 2012, 07:57
If a person does it, I'd beat the stuffing out of him, then throw him on the street. Animals are one thing, grown adults are another.
Exception: mentally disabled individuals, in which case, I'd beat up the person's caretaker for being negligent. :3Now if you could just ask a Jedi for a loan... :XD:

I think it'll be easier to ask a Darth for one. :grin:
I think I'm on the dark side already. :psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 15, 2012, 08:29
Lightsabers are fun... but I like fire'n mah lazer
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 15, 2012, 19:00
I randomly just thought of Cirno operating the Death Star. :XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 16, 2012, 07:07
I randomly just thought of Cirno operating the Death Star. :XD:

I still think Cirno be better suited for A-Wing. :XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 16, 2012, 07:22
Well, they are small and speedy, just like she is. :XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 16, 2012, 07:33
Me in an A-wing? No way, Death Star. Bigger is better and stronger, and eye'm the strongest!!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 16, 2012, 07:57
I'll get into the X-wing then.:XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 16, 2012, 19:15
And then Kenneth blows up the Death Star, proving that it's not the size that counts, but what you do with it that matters. :meaw:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 17, 2012, 00:07
I can't help but notice that we've strayed from the objective of this topic. Back to the topic, animal abusers, first time or not, should deserve heftier punishments. It's the same as saying, "I got pissed off at my neighbour defecating at my lawn everyday so I set him/her on fire." In accordance to any law, that's attempted murder and arson. so it should apply to the law protecting animals. Animals are also lives that the law should be protecting, if not extinction will be imminent.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 17, 2012, 07:16
It's cruelty to animals; there's no way the guy should get off the hook.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 17, 2012, 07:36
No one should be allowed to get away with hurting animals. They have as much right to live as we do!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 17, 2012, 07:37
If I put myself in that idiot's shoes, logically it would be best to confront the owner rather than the culprit itself. Luckily, here in Australia, pet owners possess a brain and common sense to do something about their own pet's mess. Therefore, taking the matter up to the owner would be effective to a certain level.

IF the culprit re-offends, I reserve the right to take the matter up to the Council and have them to deal with the owner, that would involve a certain degree of authority and they might have to pay a fine. Worst case senario would be revoking the owner's right to keep a pet if I take it up to the RSPCA.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 17, 2012, 07:41
I'm sure the guy could have gone through the proper channels, instead of just taking his frustrations out on the cat the way he did.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 17, 2012, 07:47
I'm sure the guy could have gone through the proper channels, instead of just taking his frustrations out on the cat the way he did.

He reserved a place in My Hell. :psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 17, 2012, 19:08
Yes, that guy could have gone through the proper channels. There is a time and place for vigilante justice; this wasn't one of them.
He reserved a place in My Hell. :psychotic:
I'm sure he's got a spot reserved in the Hells of many. :you seem to be seri
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 18, 2012, 07:24
He's got a place in mine. I'll freeze him so hard, he'll burn.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on May 20, 2012, 04:47
He's got a place in mine. I'll freeze him so hard, he'll burn.

I'd rather make him drink liquid nitrogen, and then put him in Hell to defrost...and repeat that process for eternity. :psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 20, 2012, 08:02
I'd rather make him drink liquid nitrogen, and then put him in Hell to defrost...and repeat that process for eternity. :psychotic:
I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on May 21, 2012, 07:24
I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!
My, my, you've become quite the little sadist, haven't you? :omg:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on May 21, 2012, 07:53
My, my, you've become quite the little sadist, haven't you? :omg:
I learn from the best~
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on June 04, 2012, 21:11
I can do that one better. Force feed him liquid nitrogen, while burning him at the same time!

How about putting out the fire with nuclear waste?:psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on June 05, 2012, 06:44
Don't give her any more ideas!! :omg:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on June 05, 2012, 06:58
I could just stuff him into a nuclear reactor. Why use by-products, when I can give her the full experience?
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on June 06, 2012, 20:32
I could just stuff him into a nuclear reactor. Why use by-products, when I can give her the full experience?

Oh full package ya mean? That's a bloody good idea I'd reckon! Hmmmmmm.....let's see, so we build a nuclear reactor in Hell just for the full package torture treatment? I love that idea...perfect vacation for imbeciles like him.
:psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on June 07, 2012, 07:02
Good to see I'm loved. :XD:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on June 07, 2012, 07:13
Oh full package ya mean? That's a bloody good idea I'd reckon! Hmmmmmm.....let's see, so we build a nuclear reactor in Hell just for the full package torture treatment? I love that idea...perfect vacation for imbeciles like him.
:psychotic:
I'm in! Just for fun, let's have it be run by a nuclear powered girl. We can torture his eyes, while frying him at the same time. It'll be perfect!
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on June 07, 2012, 16:02
I'm in! Just for fun, let's have it be run by a nuclear powered girl. We can torture his eyes, while frying him at the same time. It'll be perfect!

We should also include other genders including transgenders too, there must be a selection criteria for a full package deal.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on June 07, 2012, 19:49
What are you two trying to do to me!?
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on June 08, 2012, 08:37
We should also include other genders including transgenders too, there must be a selection criteria for a full package deal.
Yes, yes, we must give him as much eye candy as possible! Have them rub on each other and everything, all while Gen fries in their reactor, while being forced to watch them have fun with each other.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on June 08, 2012, 21:15
Yes, yes, we must give him as much eye candy as possible! Have them rub on each other and everything, all while Gen fries in their reactor, while being forced to watch them have fun with each other.

All of that has to be in repeat mode...so it continues forever. :psychotic:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on June 09, 2012, 01:09
This is why I'm going to be a good boy/girl, so the Yama don't send me to deal with this for eternity. :omg:
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on June 09, 2012, 06:13
All of that has to be in repeat mode...so it continues forever. :psychotic:
Naturally. If it stopped, it wouldn't be eternal torture. Just to spice it up, I might give him some service, too. Just to frustrate him that much more!
This is why I'm going to be a good boy/girl, so the Yama don't send me to deal with this for eternity. :omg:
Didn't you upset that one girl that cosplays as Shiki? I'd say you're screwed, and not in any of the ways you want to be~
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on June 09, 2012, 07:56
Didn't you upset that one girl that cosplays as Shiki? I'd say you're screwed, and not in any of the ways you want to be~

OMG! What did ya do, Gen???
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on June 10, 2012, 06:57
OMG! What did ya do, Gen???
Well, I wanted to see this panel she was modeling in, and apparently someone translated that as me wanting to... do "things" to her, and she believed it, since I kinda look like a creeper. :you seem to be seri
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Cirno on June 10, 2012, 07:19
Yep, that. He's not too bright, and should really watch his words a little more, since he does have that look about her.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Bonta-kun on March 22, 2013, 01:55
Well, I wanted to see this panel she was modeling in, and apparently someone translated that as me wanting to... do "things" to her, and she believed it, since I kinda look like a creeper. :you seem to be seri

Gen-chan ecchi.
Title: Re: What to do if your neighbour's cat poops on your lawn every day...
Post by: Genichiro on March 22, 2013, 20:44
And people wonder why I want to change my appearance. :you seem to be seri